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RE: Corrupt a wish - Danny Boy - 04-24-2013
BeeKayk@ Granted. But you will then find out everyone likes him more than you. So you'll start to feel jelly. So you ask for a divorce but his lawyer managed to take everything from you. Even your dog.
I wish my wishes could actually be granted whiteout them being corrupted like they are in this thread.
Edit: Fucking Damnit Tigger!
(04-24-2013, 05:13 PM)Tiger Wrote: Aldighieri: Granted, but I don't know what a good kind of hell is so I just place you in the bad hell where the devil gives you a pat on the back and buys you ice cream
I wish the sun would burst out one big solar flare that would wipe out all earths electronics (Like and EMP). I know it's quite sadistic, but I would like to see how many people that die from this, assuming I don't do it myself...
Edit: Damn it, beekayk.
Granted... But you'll lose the interwebz.... nuff said.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Ghieri - 04-24-2013
*Throws hat on the ground*
Fucking damnit guys.... just...fucking....damnit!
@Fucking granted, but you are a cockwhore.
I wish... fuck you!(For ice cream or some shit.)
RE: Corrupt a wish - CorinthianMerchant - 04-24-2013
Granted, but I like icecream.
I wish I was a pony...
RE: Corrupt a wish - Ghieri - 04-24-2013
Granted, Cloppers will sing about you for generations.
I wish the rage in side me wouldn't consume the world.
RE: Corrupt a wish - FlawlessHappiness - 04-24-2013
Granted. You've now lost your ability to consume... Anything!
RE: Corrupt a wish - Nice - 04-24-2013
(04-24-2013, 07:35 PM)BeeKayK Wrote: Granted. You've now lost your ability to consume... Anything!
Granted, but its a toy one
I want to be... the dog whisperer!
RE: Corrupt a wish - Ghieri - 04-24-2013
Granted, but dogs enjoy your screams of terror.
I wish That I could have a jump scare.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Bridge - 04-24-2013
Granted.
I wish I had an excuse to get drunk tonight.
RE: Corrupt a wish - failedALIAS - 04-24-2013
(04-24-2013, 09:33 PM)Bridge Wrote: Granted.
I wish I had an excuse to get drunk tonight.
Granted, but it's because Chrono wrote a fanfiction of you.
I wish I was appreciated.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Obliviator27 - 04-24-2013
Granted, you are no longer able to make wishes.
I wish I was adored by women.