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MyRedNeptune Offline
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RE: vending machine

A spinning cat flies out of the machine and disappears in the sky.

Puts Crimea inside. Tongue

^(;,;)^
03-12-2014, 09:03 PM
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daortir Offline
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RE: vending machine

Putin : Knock knock.
Obama : Who's there ?
Putin : Crimea.
Obama : Crimea who ?
Putin : Crimea river.
Obama : ...
No killerino for copy pasterino, plizerino.

Puts peanut butter and dildo in...

03-12-2014, 10:03 PM
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CarnivorousJelly Offline
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RE: vending machine

A porn from the humor category comes out

puts in a baguette

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03-12-2014, 10:17 PM
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RE: vending machine

the entire country of turkey comes out.

Puts an speck of everything in...

03-12-2014, 10:26 PM
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RE: vending machine

Half a World comes out...

Puts a Book of Swears in...

The International Narcotics Traffic
03-13-2014, 06:27 AM
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RE: vending machine

A stfu about porn comes out,

Puts a helicopter in...

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03-13-2014, 06:52 AM
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CarnivorousJelly Offline
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RE: vending machine

A very much non-porn book, titled 50 Shades of Grey, comes out
(couldn't resist - we'd stopped talking about porn and you kind of brought it up again)

Puts in a violin bow and some rosin

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03-13-2014, 07:33 AM
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RE: vending machine

JAP comes out.

Puts the alpha version of Soma in.
03-13-2014, 10:06 AM
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RE: vending machine

Sci-Fi Horror came out.

Puts a bunny in...

"Veni, vidi, vici."
"I came, I saw, I conquered."
03-13-2014, 12:44 PM
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RE: vending machine

Robbie the Rabbit comes out with a knife and stabs you...

Puts a Strange VHS tape in

The International Narcotics Traffic
03-13-2014, 03:21 PM
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