Prometheus

[failedALIAS]

Well, I suppose the correct approach is identifying the underlying purpose (to explain a major gap in Sci-Fi lore/get Ridley off his couch for five fucking seconds so everybody else can enjoy his oreos), then we should summarize the plot, (researchers uncover what they believe to be a message from the stars, inviting them to greener pastures. i.e. Horrible plot (this has two meanings) to basically troll a group the humans by leaving them behind while aliens (not those kind *Snap!* Pay attention, dammit!) fuck shit up on a apparently unimportant planet not even viewed until Aliens 4, which we will NOT DISCUSS! And in doing so the food industry would skydive then instantly plummet, thus NO MORE TGI FRIDAYS! (Right?) Which would inevitably launch nuclear warfare bringing us to Fallout. . . Okay, so I watched the Avengers instead, Alright?!