Amnesia Mod creation (A meme thread)

[Statyk]

Spoiler below!

Don't want to compromize my YT account, so eat some text:


KREBS
The community is voicing their general disproval of our custom stories.
It appears that our German brand of humor doesn't live up to their standards.
Instead of jumpscares and flying Jesuses they want scares that make sense.
They want realistic, dramatic stories with unsettling atmospheres.

HITLER
I don't care as long as PewDiePie likes it.

KREBS
My Fuhrer...
PewDiePie...

JODL
PewDiePie has had enough of our bullshit too.
He couldn't bring himself to play your map.

HITLER
The following people will stay here: Ultimegastriker, Skashi, and all the bronies.

My story's awesome!
I made it especially for PewDiePie!
Who does he think he is, who dares to pass judgement on the stories I make?
Is this what it has come to?
My mother has been lying to me!
She told me that anything I created was wonderful, even my poo!
The community is nothing but a bunch of butthurt, trolling haters!

BURGDORF
My Fuhrer, Amnesia itself was a realistic, dramatic story!

HITLER
Well, hater's gonna hate!

BURGDORF
My Fuhrer, this is outrageous!

HITLER
The community just doesn't understand German humour!
Not a shred of humour!
They call themselves mappers!
Months of learning scripting
just to unlock a door or make a quest!
For months, the community has criticized my stories!
They've put me through every kind of trolling imaginable.
I should have asked to become a moderator
and banned every single one of them, like Gaia does!

I never learned to script.
...yet I have made several stories, all by myself!

Haters!
I have been hated and trolled from the very beginning!
What a monstrous betrayal of the German people!
But all these haters will pay!
I'll just stop making stories!
Let them live in a world without German humour!

TRAUDL
Gerta, are those tears of joy?

HITLER
My stories have been wasted.
Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to make them.
It is over.
German humour... ...has lost.
...but gentlemen: If you believe I've lost faith in it... ...you are seriously mistaken.
I'd rather blow my brains out.
...but I'm too young to buy a gun.

I really wish I had the video to compare this to XD