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[Adny]

Cranky just spoke entirely what he thought, and had a "don't give a damn" attitude to people's feelings.
That's what made him legendary. And the fact that he was the 1st to post on EVERY thread.

He claimed to be coding the whole time, but in the end had nothing to show for it. Personally, I think he's an alien* sent to the forums to study the behavior of the generally teenage population, occasionally exhibiting provocative behavior in order to better understand us based on our reactions. But, eventually Jens discovered his plot, turned him into the government and seized control of the account, posing as COM, saying he was leaving community so it wouldn't arouse unnecessary suspicion.

Good job Jens, keep up the good work.

* = Not the mustached kind