AMFP Thread Parody

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jens most recent update about AAMFP:

We is hustlin away as fast as we can, it has ta take tha time it takes. Our thugged-out asses have no rush n' as a cold-ass lil certain well known game pimper holla'd "A delayed game is eventually phat yo, but a rushed game is forever bad.".

We is optimizing, tweakin n' up in general puttin tha FG expertise ta phat use. TCR keeps puttin up in work as well. There is g-units hustlin on tha translations (will launch wit 9 languages up in addizzle ta original gangsta Gangsta). Da portin pimps is portin away. Deals is bein made. Things is prepared fo' launchin tha game all up in mo' online stores than any other FG game before. In general occupied wit all thangs related.

We know we aint gonna make Q2, we also know when tha game is ghon be locked n loaded fo' launch. We aint set tha exact dizzle yet. Yo ass can however make phat use of tha drizzle outside dis summer n' look forward ta gamin wit tha piggies as tha summer comes ta a end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'.