Grand Unifying Theory

[WALP]

Finally, Dogfood is a dancer. And clearly only cats are graceful enough to be able to perform anything close to dancing. Dogs just don't compare in this field. So in conclusion, my grand unifying theory states that Dogfood is definitely a cat.

My cat it dances Tango, Tango!, Tango!,
and it is very talented,
Yes just you think about it now,
My cat it dances Tango, Tango!, Tango!,
And it's also the world's sweetest little pussy-cat!

Tralalalalala Miau!

...So yeah I am pretty certain dogfood is not a cat since he does not dance Tango. Though I do not know exactly what dance he is into, judging by the images I have seen of it I would say it seems more like hiphop or a streetish type of dance......very fitting for a streetdog.