What if SOMA really was all in Simon's dying head?

[Lazoriss]

It was more of a response to TheTieMan. OP made it pretty clear that they didn't consider their theory canon, and was just fleshing out the concept for fun.

I kind of have a soft spot for silly and/or convoluted theories. Probably because I, too, like to spout inane convoluted theories about vidya games. :^)