Soma black screen upon startup.

[Dormant]

Geez, that's a long log file. It looks like just about every single shader in the game is failing to compile, and the common error seems to be:

WARNING: 0:3: extension 'GL_ARB_uniform_buffer_object' is not supported
WARNING: 0:4: extension 'GL_ARB_shading_language_420pack' is not supported
ERROR: 0:33: 'binding' : syntax error syntax error

If the shaders are failing to compile, it's most likely an incompatibility with your video drivers. What graphics card do you have, and are the drivers current?

Yeah, it is a lot of text haha. Thanks for going through it.
My laptop has two display adapters. One is "AMD Radeon HD 6700M series" and the other is "Intel® HD graphics 3000". I'm 90% sure my drivers are current.

I know Frictional games have had problems with intel cards before, but with Penumbra, I was able to fiddle with the video settings and manged to get it working. Maybe SOMA is a bit more strict?