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[Cranky Old Man]

My whole life I wanted to stay away from the streets, but I didn't have any options when it came to picking a social life, so I hung out with psychopaths - burglars, rapists and murderers - and it's some sort of an atheistic miracle that I'm alive today. My friends grew up to be big time hustlers, and didn't want anything to do with people who respected other people as human beings. I still hate cops, though. Say what you will about my so called "friends", but somebody who sells his soul to enforce the oppression of a state upon a people of a region, has to be the worst form of slime.