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I miss Cranky

im itching to post this-> is this a joke or a username for someone?

CrankyOldMan.

I believe one day he will return, riding horseback on a stallion made of flames, yet it will be cool to the touch. He will restore peace and order to the forum, giving praise and criticism where it is needed, and occasionally offering coding help for even the most advanced of problems. Bridge will be waiting with open arms, eager to debate even the most mundane of topics with his long-absent comrade. The horns of Mt. Olympus will sound, and he will descend from the Heavens to live amongst us mortals.

He is not the coder we deserve.
He is the coder we need.
He is Cranky.