My Professional Art Skills At Work

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It's better than what I've seen in a High-Class Art Museum. One exhibit was fucking string, taped to different parts of the room. Normally I'd at least give it a B for effort, but there was like five pieces of yarn and nothing else. This is what I fucking hate about art critics: They are shallow pricks, basically everything that most people don't "get" they love, and this is only so they can feel as though they're better than anyone else. I could present a pile of shit to them, and if most of the non-critics in the room thought it was stupid, than they'd love it. Instant million dollars.