Bioshock Infinite

[the dark side]

Am i allowed to go back to predicting that this game is going to flop now?, i told you months ago it would anger the classic fans, and from what i have seen, it seems to have done exactly that... sorry flamers, the eyes dont lie!


i liked the objectivism about rapture personally. as it gave me a really strong reason for wanting to kill ryan, very, very slowly,. as he represented something i hate, a total abandonment of god and morals. plus, the art d'eco style looks FABULOUS to me, so well, the more of it the better as far as i am concerned, i dont care if its poirot, bioshock, or Batman: The Animated Series, the more art d'eco the better.

i will admit Infinate looks to be sicekeningly over american in my view as well, satirical or not, its still way too over the top, look, if i want the stars and stripes flung at me every 20 seconds as part of some brainwashing subliminals, ill watch a Reagan era Hollywood action movie, because they are at least damn good fun. Infinate just looks another boring copy-paste dumbed down MMS to me personally (health regen, 2 gun limit, constant controll hints, waypoints all over the place, constant checkpoints, ADS,... at least they locked the crosshairs thank god), a type of game i dont enjoy at all because i hate being patronised. i bet that is why its so "murican" Levine has openly said on eurogamer he wants casual gamers to buy it, so hes probably made it so over "murican" to get all the "USARULEZ! byte me u commie!" xboxlive fratboys to put codzombiez down for 3 seconds to look at his game, not gonna happen, hope you like soup kitchens ken, because, thats were your gonna end up i think. rockstar wants to shut 2k down as its had 4 flops in a row, infinate flops 2, and you can guaranteee they will do just that and fire all the developers.


thats my biggest issue, Bioshock 1 had the kind of gameplay i love (doom style fps gameplay core spiced up with pretty advanced RPG elements) but irrational has instead sold out for infinate and replaced it with a core gameplay style that i cannot stand and serioulsy dumbed down the RPG elements to try and atteract casual gamers, who wont even bother to pick the game up anyway no matter how "murican" the box art is (designed to attract casual gamers, levine openly said so on eurogamer) because it doeasnt have one of THREE golden MMS franchise names on it. theyve betrayed me for a market who will ignore them! that really grinds my gears.

one day, someone is going to make a game were the americans are shown as the power mad, bloodthirsty, warmongering a-holes they are and have it up to the British to stop them. the sooner the better i say.