Happy Birthday Statyk!!!

[plutomaniac]

I've only had like, 2 or 3 people actually say "Static"

You mean Statyk!

Spoiler below!

It's CorinthianMerchant
And I have something to say
Sir, you're my favourite moderator
And here's why

Verse 1:
Sir I have a little AMFP question
I want you tell me honest
When can we release our piglets?
I know I'm like Cranky
But I just need a spanky

Bridge:
I spam because I wanna feel your ban(hammer)
I post ponies because I want to lick your cojones
I flame and harrass because I wanna see your ass
And I won't do atmosphere because I wanted to jerk (you)

Chorus:
This might sound really cliché
But I stare at your posts all day
Especially in Random Stuff
I think were made for each other
Don't tell me there's another
Sir, I'm naked
Sir, I'm wasted
Sir, I'm sixteen
Can we meet in the IRC?
Because your dick I wanna see

Verse 2:
Sir I think it's time to confess
You really wanna see me undressed
I broke into your house
And I saw a woman
Who is she?
I know who she is

Bridge:
I really hate Traggey
She's ruining your life
Don't say that you are secretly straight
I know you're gay and a fake
It's okay I will play that game

Chorus:
This might sound really cliché
But I stare at your posts all day
Especially in the pony thread
I think were made for each other
Don't tell me there's another
Sir, I'm flawless
Sir, I'm topless
Sir, it's legal
I'm gonna pose as a role model poster
But secretly be your Dear Esther

Should we be worried?