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[Ghieri]

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"Patient report #3204

Subject
isolated for 20 minutes. Common house cat introduced. After 2 seconds,
patient shows no signs of higher brain function.

There are reports of loud noises coming from the patient. He is often seen stroking, petting, or hugging the cat.

House cat removed, after significant force, it is now in the office, sitting on my desk. Patient is..."


Report not completed due to the fact that the researcher was found in a
catatonic state with the exception of a rigid smile on his face. No one
is allowed to enter the room to retrieve the cat. Unknown whether the
cat is alive or dead. Special note: Please prepare for zombie uprising
just in case."