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JetlinerX Offline
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"Stupid" funny jokes

So, I feel its always nice to lighten the mood, and what better way than telling jokes that are soooo stupid, you laugh? I'll start by sharing two of my personal favorites.

1. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Spoiler below!

Fo Drizzle.


2. I used to have a job as a can crusher...
Spoiler below!

Soda pressing...


Who else? xD

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04-06-2012 06:51 AM
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Xanatos Offline
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RE: "Stupid" funny jokes

Two Jews walk into a bar.
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Just kidding, it was a gas chamber!

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Do not fear the darkness, but welcome its embrace.
04-06-2012 09:53 AM
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Kreekakon Offline
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Two friends are on a camp. The night is late so they go into their tent for the night. After a while one friend wakes up the other one, and asks him, "Look at the sky, what do you see?" The other friend ponders the question. "I see millions and millions of stars” he says. The other friend then replies “And what do you deduce from that?”

After thinking for a moment, he replies:

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What do you think?”

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"You idiot!", the other friend cries, "Someone has stolen our tent!"
(This post was last modified: 04-06-2012 11:32 AM by Kreekakon.)
04-06-2012 11:30 AM
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RE: "Stupid" funny jokes

Saw this on quickmeme:
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04-06-2012 11:33 AM
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Kreekakon Offline
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@CorinthianMerchant: Oooooohhhhhh....burned!
04-06-2012 11:35 AM
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JetlinerX Offline
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LOL!!! Ahhh these are great! XD

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04-06-2012 03:31 PM
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Xanthos Offline
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Micheal went into a bar, and saw there was a little competition for $500,
He asked the bar tender what he had to do to win,
He replied first you have to punch that old guy out cold with one punch
Then f*ck that old lady, and then pull the bad tooth out of that dog.

Micheal drank a few beers then started with the old dude.
He knocked out the old guy in one punch.

Then he went for the dog next.
He took the dog out back and you hear a bunch of whining and whimpering from the dog.

He comes inside and says

Spoiler below!
Where's the old lady with the bad tooth

XD I heard that from my friend

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