Amnesia Mod creation (A meme thread)

[Cranky Old Man]

(05-14-2012 07:20 PM)Prelauncher Wrote:  @Cranky Old Man, that made my day

Thank you.
Those lines are all synced with the Downfall scene, so making a Downfall YouTube video with them would be easy. (Just don't forget to link it here.)

[Statyk]

(05-14-2012 02:11 PM)Cranky Old Man Wrote:  

Spoiler below!

Don't want to compromize my YT account, so eat some text:


KREBS
The community is voicing their general disproval of our custom stories.
It appears that our German brand of humor doesn't live up to their standards.
Instead of jumpscares and flying Jesuses they want scares that make sense.
They want realistic, dramatic stories with unsettling atmospheres.

HITLER
I don't care as long as PewDiePie likes it.

KREBS
My Fuhrer...
PewDiePie...

JODL
PewDiePie has had enough of our bullshit too.
He couldn't bring himself to play your map.

HITLER
The following people will stay here: Ultimegastriker, Skashi, and all the bronies.

My story's awesome!
I made it especially for PewDiePie!
Who does he think he is, who dares to pass judgement on the stories I make?
Is this what it has come to?
My mother has been lying to me!
She told me that anything I created was wonderful, even my poo!
The community is nothing but a bunch of butthurt, trolling haters!

BURGDORF
My Fuhrer, Amnesia itself was a realistic, dramatic story!

HITLER
Well, hater's gonna hate!

BURGDORF
My Fuhrer, this is outrageous!

HITLER
The community just doesn't understand German humour!
Not a shred of humour!
They call themselves mappers!
Months of learning scripting
just to unlock a door or make a quest!
For months, the community has criticized my stories!
They've put me through every kind of trolling imaginable.
I should have asked to become a moderator
and banned every single one of them, like Gaia does!

I never learned to script.
...yet I have made several stories, all by myself!

Haters!
I have been hated and trolled from the very beginning!
What a monstrous betrayal of the German people!
But all these haters will pay!
I'll just stop making stories!
Let them live in a world without German humour!

TRAUDL
Gerta, are those tears of joy?

HITLER
My stories have been wasted.
Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to make them.
It is over.
German humour... ...has lost.
...but gentlemen: If you believe I've lost faith in it... ...you are seriously mistaken.
I'd rather blow my brains out.
...but I'm too young to buy a gun.

I really wish I had the video to compare this to XD

[Cranky Old Man]

(05-14-2012 09:22 PM)Statyk Wrote:  I really wish I had the video to compare this to XD

Without subtitles:






Original translation (except for an appended parenthesis):





Edit:
If I may add: I'm actually fond of stories that portray "evil" figures like Hitler in a personal, morally gray light. What romanticizing evil does, is to make it acceptable to be evil just as you don't sprout horns and tail. Like all mass-murderers before him, Hitler was a human being.

[Statyk]

(05-14-2012 10:27 PM)Cranky Old Man Wrote:  

(05-14-2012 09:22 PM)Statyk Wrote:  I really wish I had the video to compare this to XD

Without subtitles:

Haha, nice! It fit so well! Cranky. You are what this forums needs =]

[PewDiePie]

lol, I feel partially responsible for this thread xD

[Adny]

(05-17-2012 04:57 AM)PewDiePie Wrote:  lol, I feel partially responsible for this thread xD

Personally I'm a fan, but a lot of your followers, or "Bro's" are what these posts are aimed at. But hey, I know you're a cool/funny guy. I would like to ask you a question:

Do you actually like the jump scares every 3 seconds with flying naked guys? Do you prefer actual custom stories with atmosphere, good mapping and story lines? Quite frankly, it's hard to tell what you like, only because I'm not sure if you're aware of the quality/type of map it is prior to playing it/posting it on your YouTube channel.

Also, I apologize if any of this has offended you

[PewDiePie]

Don't worry about it. ^^ I feel bad if mod developers have to deal with what I saw in some of these memes because of my followers :/ But I don't think there is much I can do about it.

To be honest I've learned to love maps with great atmosphere, good mapping and story lines of course. I just don't record myself playing those because I enjoy them more "alone" (if that makes any sense). The maps I play for YouTube however, I record because for me they are more enjoyable to commentate on.
I know it's not really fair giving more publicity to mods that have been put less effort into, but maybe in the future I can change that. c:

[Robosprog]

(05-17-2012 05:43 AM)PewDiePie Wrote:  Don't worry about it. ^^ I feel bad if mod developers have to deal with what I saw in some of these memes because of my followers :/ But I don't think there is much I can do about it.

To be honest I've learned to love maps with great atmosphere, good mapping and story lines of course. I just don't record myself playing those because I enjoy them more "alone" (if that makes any sense). The maps I play for YouTube however, I record because for me they are more enjoyable to commentate on.
I know it's not really fair giving more publicity to mods that have been put less effort into, but maybe in the future I can change that. c:

I knew I was right all along about this.. Cranky Old Man: I told you so.

[Cranky Old Man]

(05-17-2012 08:01 AM)Robosprog Wrote:  

(05-17-2012 05:43 AM)PewDiePie Wrote:  Don't worry about it. ^^ I feel bad if mod developers have to deal with what I saw in some of these memes because of my followers :/ But I don't think there is much I can do about it.

To be honest I've learned to love maps with great atmosphere, good mapping and story lines of course. I just don't record myself playing those because I enjoy them more "alone" (if that makes any sense). The maps I play for YouTube however, I record because for me they are more enjoyable to commentate on.
I know it's not really fair giving more publicity to mods that have been put less effort into, but maybe in the future I can change that. c:

I knew I was right all along about this.. Cranky Old Man: I told you so.

You did? Anyway, that would explain things. I still don't think it's fair toward Amnesia to ruin its reputation by only playing poorly made maps. ...but I don't have time to do LPs of good maps myself, so maybe I shouldn't complain over something I won't change.

[Acies]

(05-17-2012 04:57 AM)PewDiePie Wrote:  lol, I feel partially responsible for this thread xD

Noone should hold you personally responsible for bad stories. It's the creator's choice of what to release.

Maps were "bad" when I made my first, a little more than a year ago. It's just the fact that one year later (now) they haven't really improved and many "good mapmakers" have stopped making maps. It wouldn't surprise me if I'm the user with the earliest registration date and active developement. Why the longevity of mod creators is a problem I do not know.