Why does my nose want to murder me?

[Robosprog]

Yesterday, at 3am I woke up with a nosebleed, the second of the day.
It wouldn't stop and ended going into A&E.
My question, is why does it keep trying to kill me?

[Dogfood]

you dont treat it well, it is not satisfied with you as its master

[Adny]

If your nose is trying to kill you, kill it first.

[darkely]

That's what you get for touching it's private parts you god damn pervert!!!

Buy some cold medicine...

[failedALIAS]

I agree with andy. We all know it's the only way.

[Robosprog]

(08-19-2012 06:44 PM)andyrockin123 Wrote:  If your nose is trying to kill you, kill it first.

Genuine lol, thanks for that.

(08-19-2012 07:02 PM)darkely Wrote:  That's what you get for touching it's private parts you god damn pervert!!!

Buy some cold medicine...

That would make it worse, apparently it's just how I am according to teh doctor.
He thought what happened was kool and fascinating too. Hm.

[failedALIAS]

You wanna know what's really kool and fascinating? I have an imaginary friend who's smarter than me.

[CorinthianMerchant]

It's not your nose itself, it's that shy-but-really-really-hot girl in your class who tried to ask you out on a date through telepathy, but failed and accidentally caused this nosebleed.






I hope you know that you deserve her...

[Robosprog]

(08-19-2012 07:29 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote:  It's not your nose itself, it's that shy-but-really-really-hot girl in your class who tried to ask you out on a date through telepathy, but failed and accidentally caused this nosebleed.






I hope you know that you deserve her...

Hah. I wish, unless she tried to mind rape me at 3 am..

[Chronofluff]

I used to have nose bleeds and allergies at the same time, and they were mind rapingly disgusting. Either I sneeze and blow out a puddle of blood, or I hold it back in and feel like complete crap.