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Why does my nose want to murder me?
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Robosprog Offline
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Why does my nose want to murder me?
Yesterday, at 3am I woke up with a nosebleed, the second of the day.
It wouldn't stop and ended going into A&E.
My question, is why does it keep trying to kill me?

(This post was last modified: 08-19-2012 01:46 PM by Robosprog.)
08-19-2012 01:24 PM
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
you dont treat it well, it is not satisfied with you as its master

wuf wuf
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Adny Offline
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
If your nose is trying to kill you, kill it first.

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08-19-2012 06:44 PM
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darkely Offline
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
That's what you get for touching it's private parts you god damn pervert!!!

Buy some cold medicine...

08-19-2012 07:02 PM
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
I agree with andy. We all know it's the only way.

08-19-2012 07:08 PM
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Robosprog Offline
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
(08-19-2012 06:44 PM)andyrockin123 Wrote:  If your nose is trying to kill you, kill it first.
Genuine lol, thanks for that.


(08-19-2012 07:02 PM)darkely Wrote:  That's what you get for touching it's private parts you god damn pervert!!!

Buy some cold medicine...
That would make it worse, apparently it's just how I am according to teh doctor.
He thought what happened was kool and fascinating too. Hm.

08-19-2012 07:24 PM
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
You wanna know what's really kool and fascinating? I have an imaginary friend who's smarter than me.

08-19-2012 07:25 PM
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
It's not your nose itself, it's that shy-but-really-really-hot girl in your class who tried to ask you out on a date through telepathy, but failed and accidentally caused this nosebleed.






I hope you know that you deserve her...

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08-19-2012 07:29 PM
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
(08-19-2012 07:29 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote:  It's not your nose itself, it's that shy-but-really-really-hot girl in your class who tried to ask you out on a date through telepathy, but failed and accidentally caused this nosebleed.






I hope you know that you deserve her...
Hah. I wish, unless she tried to mind rape me at 3 am..

08-19-2012 07:35 PM
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RE: Why does my nose want to murder me?
I used to have nose bleeds and allergies at the same time, and they were mind rapingly disgusting. Either I sneeze and blow out a puddle of blood, or I hold it back in and feel like complete crap.
08-19-2012 07:44 PM
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