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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you are instantly killed by a mammoth and a giant.

I wish for a potato.

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04-23-2013 10:25 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

NINJAD

WELL, THE POTATO WAS POISONED. SO THERE.

I wish I weren't tired.
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04-23-2013 10:26 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted!
As the moonlight shines on you, you kill everyone but yourself in the city.
You will now have to survive off from berries and roots in the forest until the army comes and kills you...

I wish the YOLO-generation wasn't the YOLO-generation

EDIT: NINJA'ed

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Granted, but now they are the visigoth generation. The Roman empire has fallen, milord! We are next!

I wish for the creativity to come up with non-food related wishes.

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04-23-2013 10:30 PM
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BeeKayk@ But it is and It ain't gonna change due to the default retardation we all have.

I wish I could go to Denmark... The more I learn about it the more it seems paradise in comparison to my shit hole of a country I live in.
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04-23-2013 10:32 PM
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Granted, but the wish you come up with is so fiendishly creative that the heads of all who read it instantly implode, for it is neither grantable nor corruptible.

I wish I narrowly avoided being ninja'd just now.
04-23-2013 10:32 PM
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(04-23-2013 08:13 PM)failedALIAS Wrote:  I wish I was EVEN MORE attractive.

You don't need that. You're already as beautiful as you can get <3
04-23-2013 11:18 PM
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(04-23-2013 10:32 PM)Bridge Wrote:  Granted, but the wish you come up with is so fiendishly creative that the heads of all who read it instantly implode, for it is neither grantable nor corruptible.

I wish I narrowly avoided being ninja'd just now.

Granted, but you will get ninja'd IRL.

I wish I could win the game.

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04-23-2013 11:36 PM
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Granted... and pfluck you Tongue
You won the game. Everybody hates you for ruining it. You're gonna live a life where people are looking angry at you. Your life will suck for all eternity.

I wish for a good night of sleep

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04-23-2013 11:42 PM
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Granted. You lay down on your bed and close your eyes, never to awaken again.

I wish I didn't have to do this thing tomorrow.
04-23-2013 11:43 PM
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