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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you're going to feel very awfull for wishing that to the point where you'll just ignore the wish and post anyway.

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04-23-2013 11:46 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but she has a dick.

I wish for world peace and personal happiness.

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04-23-2013 11:47 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

(04-23-2013 11:47 PM)Aldighieri Wrote:  Granted, but she has a dick.

I wish for world peace and personal happiness.

No one dies since that would bring sorrow. They world gets overpopulated and the earths' supplies run out.

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04-23-2013 11:59 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

You get run over by a semi filled with Mexican immigrants because you are a horrible person.


I wish I wasn't a horrible person.

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04-24-2013 01:19 AM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, you become so altruistic and make people around you leeches. Then they suck your blood until you die. There is no afterlife.

I wish I was never born.

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04-24-2013 02:18 AM
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(04-24-2013 02:18 AM)Shimeji Wrote:  Granted, you become so altruistic and make people around you leeches. Then they suck your blood until you die. There is no afterlife.

I wish I was never born.

Granted. Your sperm fails to reach the egg. Instead, a different sperm reaches it. The person born turns out to be a psycho serial killer.

I wish I doubted myself less.

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04-24-2013 02:26 AM
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(04-24-2013 02:26 AM)Wooderson Wrote:  
(04-24-2013 02:18 AM)Shimeji Wrote:  Granted, you become so altruistic and make people around you leeches. Then they suck your blood until you die. There is no afterlife.

I wish I was never born.

Granted. Your sperm fails to reach the egg. Instead, a different sperm reaches it. The person born turns out to be a psycho serial killer.

I wish I doubted myself less.

Granted, but you grow to have a huge ego even though you become shitty at everything that you do.


I wish I could play Justine without quitting every other time I hear a suitor.

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04-24-2013 03:01 AM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you are later found dead in front of your computer due to a fatal heart attack

EDIT: I wish I had a better computer

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04-24-2013 03:08 AM
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(04-24-2013 03:08 AM)TheBlastPassage Wrote:  Granted, but you are later found dead in front of your computer due to a fatal heart attack

EDIT: I wish I had a better computer

Granted, you are given the Allied Mastercomputer. You eventually make 4 new friends.

I wish I could do something with this poisoned potato.

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04-24-2013 03:24 AM
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Granted. The best idea you get is to eat it!

I wish my phone shouldn't be recharged

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04-24-2013 05:38 AM
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