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Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)
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Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

Discuss ! ;-D

"You... silly Billy !" (Clarence, Penumbra : Black Plague)
11-04-2008, 09:33 PM
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RE: Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

You can start off by telling us what monster you think is the hottest? Wink

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11-04-2008, 09:46 PM
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RE: Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

nackidno Wrote:You can start off by telling us what monster you think is the hottest? Wink

*blushes, then suddenly switches to a parody of Sigmund Freud* :

"Cough, cough... Rockworm... Has to be the rockworm... An archetypal fallic symbol it is... So... big... monstrous... sinister... slimishly-slimy-slimfuly sinister ! Then again, the dogs apparently suffer from an Oedipus complex... not to mention the wild combination of self-torturing and nudist practices of the Infected. Oooh, and spiders ! And the leeches ! The stuff that traumas, phobias and nightmares are made of !

And the Hunter... Wow. Mein Gott. It looks just like my mother !!!"


*Petike snaps back from his parody impersonation to his normal self* :

Eh, wha happen' ? F***, that was a really weird experience... ;-)))

P.S. As for the Roach, I'll quote WindexGlow's old posts :

WindexGlow Wrote:
Dark Wrote:yes but if you see someone with long hair and you dont know wich gender it is, will you go and look at...specific spots or just ask
(ok you cant ask charlie/elizabeth but its allmost the same)
and i dont want to see his/her weewee :p
BUT I DO Big Grin
We're talking about the sexy bat thing in the tech demo, right?

WindexGlow Wrote:It's hot. Very hot.

WindexGlow Wrote:Did I mention I would have sex with it on a highway?

Jeremy Bailey promptly replied :

Jeremy-Bailey Wrote:even if it's the same gender as yours? oh, and while you're at it, doing it you know, check to see if it is male or female.

;-)

"You... silly Billy !" (Clarence, Penumbra : Black Plague)
11-04-2008, 11:06 PM
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RE: Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

with a Sausage like that, who's gunna argue with the infected?

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11-05-2008, 05:15 AM
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RE: Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

Tommy Gun Wrote:with a Sausage like that, who's gunna argue with the infected?

haha so true
11-06-2008, 04:34 PM
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RE: Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

Whats with the infecteds penis going up his butt?

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RE: Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

(11-06-2008, 04:34 PM)Im_Sexy Wrote:
Tommy Gun Wrote:with a Sausage like that, who's gunna argue with the infected?

haha so true

thirded

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10-10-2010, 04:52 PM
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RE: Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

Amabel.
Since, I swear that I saw her as a monster during one point of the game.
And even when she was human, she looked like H.P. Lovecraft. Tongue

10-10-2010, 05:03 PM
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Red was positively smoking.
10-10-2010, 06:41 PM
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RE: Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

(10-10-2010, 06:41 PM)superluser Wrote: Red was positively smoking.

You owe me a new spleen.
10-10-2010, 10:03 PM
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