Alright, so I have tried everything, and nothing seems to work.
I have Windows 7 64 bit.
The desktop I have is a Gateway SX2855-UR11P
attach your hpl.log file and not copy-paste it, from where did you get the game?
Sorry, fixed in the OP
I bought it through the Humble Indie Bundle, and activated it through Steam (since I payed over $1)
use the have disk method as said in the sticky guides and then do a file integrity check through steam
I would do the disk method, but when I go to right click my graphics card, Intel® HD Graphics Family, It doesn't give me an option to Have Disk, it just says Browse and a check box saying Include subfolders.
follow the guide carefully
the video is private, have you checked the photos carefully? I'm telling you, you are missing a step
Ugh, thought I put it to unlisted.
And I'm 100% sure that I did, I even checked for the 7th time again.
STEP 6. Click to see the photo