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Okay, reviving this with a Skashi-friendly version. Sorry 'bout that, Traggey.

Daniel felt himself waking up from his computer chair as a cult whispered words. He saw his body and realized
he was a teleporting naked guy. ALEKXSANDOR!!!1 headed the cult. "You must go..." he whispered, "...into closets, and jump out at obnoxious LPers... and also the ones who pay no attention to the blatant fact that you cannot advertise YouTube on General Discussion...." ALEKXSANDOR!!!1 paused. "Start with PewDiePie. He will be your first target. Go now, my minion." Suddenly, Daniel teleported inside a closet in the custom story Nintendo Castle Horror, and positioned himself behind the bedroom door.

pissed his pants. suddenly he could see long skinny white faced creature at the door. The long skinny creature.....

Nooooooope.

...had a strap-on, and Daniel prepared for the best lesbian sex of his life.

Then suddenly, a wormhole opened just outside of the Earth and a huge nuclear bomb was sent flying straight into Daniel's location. It exploded and he died. Along with almost everything in a 100 mile radius.

ALEKXSANDOR!!!1 watched in vain as his best minion was disintegrated. He swore revenge.

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Actually. Alekxsandor died too. The cult has been eliminated.

(08-31-2012, 04:49 PM)Damascus Rose Wrote: [ -> ]Actually. Alekxsandor died too. The cult has been eliminated.

There are more ALEKSANDOR!!!1s in the world. He was just one of them.

Maybe ALEKSANDOR!!!1 should a metric unit. One ALEKSANDOR!!!1 equals one yard.

What the hell, this isn't ME3!