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Okay. I thought I'd share this little gem of knowledge. What you'll need:
1. A toothpick
2. A salt shaker

First, put the toothpick under your toenail. Next, kick a wall, and immediately after yank it out and shake salt inside of your toenail. Make sure the toothpick is firmly embedded under your toenail when you kick the wall and ignore the pain afterward until the procedure is over. I hope this helps some of you work in progress scripters.

Alternatively, you can cook a Hot Pocket and eat it very quickly just after getting it out of the microwave. Don't let it cool down AT ALL. For maximum effect, do the toothpick procedure while eating a freshly cooked Hot Pocket. You'll be scripting in hours!
FAKE. It did nothing but hurt my toe Sad
Make sure you have some tweezers to pull the toothpick fragments out.
Oh, forgot to mention that you need to pour some boiling water in your toenail after you finish with the salt. Always remember the water.
Did I do it right?

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(08-31-2012, 02:23 AM)Damascus Rose Wrote: [ -> ]Did I do it right?

Spoiler below!

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(08-31-2012, 02:23 AM)Damascus Rose Wrote: [ -> ]Did I do it right?

Spoiler below!


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(08-31-2012, 03:36 AM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-31-2012, 02:23 AM)Damascus Rose Wrote: [ -> ]Did I do it right?

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Fixed...

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I found this tip very helpful; 10/10 would do again
That'll do just nicely, darkely. That do Juuust nicely.
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