Chaser was chasing his puppy in the dark forest. He ran through the forest. A wolf howled.
-Wlf plz, is DOLAN DCUK
Suddenly, SPLEND0RMAN appeared.
-Hey man, can you help me with a scripting error?
-Splendor plz, is GiveItemFromFile.
NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED AT ALL!
???? is this?
It's too short to understand or even immerse.
It wasn't what I expected but it was very good XD
But, here's my version:
A lot of time ago, there was a village, named "Goobyville".
It was said that the lake was haunted, but, one day, an adventurer, Gooby, went to the lake.
In the dark fog, he noticed a silhouette. He was terrified, so he began to run, and run... but it was too late.
The dolan duck was there, with Slendurmun.
They stared at him.
-Wat du ya' wont?-Said Gooby.
-Gooby pls. A frund of mi jas com with me. It's called "Slendurman.-
-Slendurman?
-Accualy iz Dolan.
The head of Slendur exploded, letting Gooby the necessary time to understand that Dolan was accualy Slendur.
-You are Slendur...
-Gooby plx.-
Gooby ran to the village, but it was too late. Dolan destroyed with explosives everything.
Part 2 is coming... in this spoiler:
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