Hello Forum! As a newbie, I shall take the initiative of creating the thread of terrible puns so you will hate me less (or maybe more, but you know you want to hate me less, and I love you too). My apologies if it already exists and I failed to find it.
I'm not in the creative mood today, I'm not even going to pun this description ( O: ), so I'll start off with some old ones:
>All the good chemistry jokes Argon.
>I don't let my children watch symphonies nor big bands on tv. Too much sax and violins..
> >It only leads to treble
> >You are one clefer boy
> >I was always told that I'm pretty sharp
>"Snape snapped", said Sirius seriously.
>So, Meat Romney or Broccoli Obama?
Sorry, that's it for now. Oyasumi~
ooh, ooh, pick me!
>A backward poet writes inverse.
>A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
>A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>A boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother phoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
>A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
(12-10-2012, 04:48 AM)andyrockin123 Wrote: [ -> ]>A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I don't get this one...
> A family is trapped at a camp. It was in tents.
HAYDN'S CHOPIN LISZT AT VIVALDI'S:
Rossini and cheese
Schumann polish
Bern-n-stein remover
Satie mushrooms
batteries (Purcell)
BeethOVEN cleaner
Hummel microwave meals
orange Schubert
TchaiCOUGHsky drops
marshMahlers
Honey-nut Berlioz
Cui-tips
Chef Boyardee Raveli
sour cream and Ives
Strauss (straws)
chocolate Webers (wafers)
Del Monteverdi corn
Mozart-rella cheese
I Can't Believe it's not Rutter
Bach of serial (opera)
chicken Balakirev
new door Handel
Golden Brahms
Clemen-TEA
Little Debussy snack cakes
Oscar Meyerbeer bologna
How much does a dead battery cost? It's free of charge.
A pessimists blood type is always b-negative.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Why did the man get fired at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
(12-10-2012, 04:50 AM)Statyk Wrote: [ -> ]> A family is trapped at a camp. It was in tents.
I can't tell if this is based off that one joke in Game Grumps from the NSMBU playthrough.
I shall be watching this thread closely.
(12-10-2012, 12:59 PM)Potato Wrote: [ -> ] (12-10-2012, 04:50 AM)Statyk Wrote: [ -> ]> A family is trapped at a camp. It was in tents.
I can't tell if this is based off that one joke in Game Grumps from the NSMBU playthrough.
I shall be watching this thread closely.
I've never watched either of them, so I think its safe to say I came up with this off the top of my head in about a minute. lol notice its the only pun I had at the time?
Eh?
EHHHHH!?
(12-10-2012, 08:42 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]
Eh?
EHHHHH!?
>For the economists out there: I eat maynards when I read about Keynesian economics. Actually.
>A yummy conversation: