I want to get him off my lap without hurting him. How would I do this?
Take a pillow and press it against his head. He'll suffocate soon without any pain. Then you can easily kick him off.
(04-01-2013, 10:34 PM)Wooderson Wrote: [ -> ]Morphine.
Also a good choice.
(04-01-2013, 10:29 PM)Tigerwub Wrote: [ -> ]Take a pillow and
smash
(04-01-2013, 10:29 PM)Tigerwub Wrote: [ -> ]it against his head.
Don't worry. A pillow is soft, everybody knows that.
I know this sounds crazy, but have you tried...
brush your teeth with a lemon for 1 hour, bite your tongue and sacrifice a kitten. That should do it
Why the fuck is anyone asking us for advice?
(04-01-2013, 11:15 PM)Dogfood Wrote: [ -> ]brush your teeth with a lemon for 1 hour, bite your tongue and sacrifice a kitten. into a fresh tube of toothpaste. That should do it
(04-01-2013, 11:16 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]Why the fuck is anyone asking us for advice?
Because we're
AdviceAnimals. Literally.