Yes, what would you do if you saw a turtle walk right up in front of you right now?
Think: "Wtf is a turtle doing in my house?" And bring him back to the animal store.
A turtle on my computer? How the fuck did he get there?
I'd touch him. Just gently. Not anything special. Then I'd bring him to my parents...
Take the shell for real life mario kart!
No, I like turtles.
I have two turtles at my home just sitting
at the garden. Not very interesting animals...
Wonder why he's in my house, pick him up and go "EEEEEY TURTUL!!!!" and then release him into the wild.
i'd spend 1 hour scratching my head and pinching myself (checking if i was dreaming) and wondering how the hell it got all the way here without getting eaten by my dogs.