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... Another bot post pops up ...

... And then another ...
Finally, a flyer pops out...

YOU ARE THE 497th PERSON TO USE THIS VENDING MACHINE
WINNER WINNER WINNER
YOU HAVE WON A FREE*
LAPTOP
CLICK HERE TO CLAIM

Puts in a lawyer for good measure
...A Boot to the head comes out.

Puts my wallet in; containing at least 2 bank cards, a library card and about ~$22 AUD ...
...Crypt of the Necrodancer comes out.
(Sorry, had to sell the wallet and the cards to get the last amount of money).

Puts a bug inside...
(10-24-2015, 02:56 AM)FlawlessHappiness Wrote: [ -> ]Puts a bug inside...

Amnesia: A Machine for pigs comes out.

Puts in Simon 2...
Simon 3 comes out.

Puts in BroScienceLife...
A sexist fraternity comes out.

Puts in an Omnitool with failedALIAS's cortex chip inserted, where the cortex ship has his memory saved at the moment of this post...
Dicks comes out.

Puts in a Frog
The vending machine makes a strange bugel call and a prince comes tumbling out.

Puts in a pillow
A vial filled with saliva comes out. Ew...

Puts cat poop in