The machine rejected the poop...
Try putting the poop in again...
...The machine rejects the poop again, and spits out a piece of paper. The words "I've had enough of this crap" is inscribed in ink.
Puts in a quarter...
...A head rolls out with a keycard titled "HQ".
Puts in the keycard...
Soda can pops out
Puts in determination
...a 3 option quiz pops out.
Puts in answer...
The machine spits it out; These days it is trendy to be on a denial and a hypocrite, it seems.
Puts in more reasoning...
You are transferred into a minigame, totally unfair, and with only your heart to control.
Tries to beat minigame
...You are spat out into reality. "You just lost the game" appears in fixedsys font above you.
Puts in a cup of coffee...
A sugar cube comes out
Puts in a mug filled with delicious structure gel...
...Ashtoreth comes out.
Puts Paddy in...