...a cortex chip comes out, followed by a stun baton. D:
Puts a pumpkin in...
(10-29-2015, 10:10 PM)Ashtoreth Wrote: [ -> ]...a cortex chip comes out, followed by a stun baton. D:
Puts a pumpkin in...
The lifeless corpse of K8 comes out, her face terrified and twisted like the carved pumpkin that begat her, with a heel-print still visible in her forehead where Paddy stomped her to death rather than waste the batteries on his stungun.
Puts divorce papers in...
The machine chews the papers. Nothing comes out.
Puts Conor McGregor's ears in...
... A pair of angel wings comes out.
Puts 30,000 cached wikipedia pages in...
...A bucket full of procrastination comes out.
Puts in a poorly drawn drawing of a horse...
...My drawing of a horse comes out, look at it, my horse is amazing.
Puts in 10 stars....
The stars implode into a black hole and obliterate the machine into subatomic particles.
Replaces the vending machine with a shady fortune teller machine.
The fortune teller machine says you'll have bad luck for a thousand years from breaking the vending machine.
Asks fortune teller if I should buy a lottery ticket
...The vending machine was not happy about that.
Plays calm, soothing music for the vending machine...
Hi, it's me, DNALANGE again, trying to work around my ban.