Your mom last night when I wrecked her. Heyo!
What do you do when you watch porn and then suddenly the Xbox controller vibrates rapidly?
ಠ_ಠ
How do you like your eggs? Boiled or in the cereal?
Boiled, because the other option is just a huge no no.
Will he be back?
He will be back when his time has come. We pray it's a while left.
What do you say when a hobo asks for your number?
Tell him, he hasn't got a phone anyway.
Bow ties are?
The greatest, stylish and most recognisable demonstration of pure manliness only second to the beard. 7/10 women find that nice guys finish last, and the bow tie is predominantly found on people classified as having large IQs and stereotypical nerd features - people who are considered to be shy, but look cute and are nice doing so.
Do you casually read out what you sometimes are replying as you type in these forum message boxes?
Sometimes. Sometimes okay?!
Do you have a charger?! I really need it now for my phone that's running low on batteries :(
No sir i need mine for my Samsung Galaxy S3. Sorry mate :L
Do you like me >:
Depends on who you are.
Kill one, sleep with one and marry one:
Justin Bieber, Bill Gates, Oprah.
Kill JB, sleep with Oprah and marry Bill.
Shaken or stirred?