Obama took away my right to be a cactus. That's why I'm voting for Genghis Khan.
*Sticks out lips and brushes finger across them while making engine noises*
Quote:Am I the only one that finds breasts that large unattractive? ffs...
*raises hand*
(10-09-2012, 01:30 AM)Aldighieri Wrote: [ -> ]Quote:Am I the only one that finds breasts that large unattractive? ffs...
*raises hand*
I thought it was the bigger the better for most guys...
(10-09-2012, 01:39 AM)Kman Wrote: [ -> ] (10-09-2012, 01:30 AM)Aldighieri Wrote: [ -> ]Quote:Am I the only one that finds breasts that large unattractive? ffs...
*raises hand*
I thought it was the bigger the better for most guys...
Personally, I don't care about that stuff.
Although I imagine it's preference.
(10-09-2012, 01:19 AM)Statyk Wrote: [ -> ]Am I the only one that finds breasts that large unattractive?
I am more interested in the shape; lopsided/poorly shaped ta-ta's are a turn off for me.
Strictly evolutionary speaking, those could provide ample supplies of milk and nourishment for my young. In fact, with a reserve that large, I will have an army of super powerful babies - no one on the playground will be safe from the toddler tyranny. My family name will be shouted from the Heavens as I look down upon a battle field, littered with the corpses of babies who did not have the will to survive...
...Glorious.
Admit it Andy, you really just want to shove your face in there and then wiggle it around.
(10-09-2012, 01:47 AM)Kman Wrote: [ -> ]Admit it Andy, you really just want to shove your face in there and then wiggle it around.
I have not fapped in two days, so out of desperateness, yes.
Just kidding, I'd do it anyway.
edit:
Wait, are talking about the female or the babies?
Ever wanted to experience two Nordic guitarists attempt to speak English in a fictional death metal band that is also a real death metal band? Me neither:
(10-09-2012, 01:53 AM)Kman Wrote: [ -> ]Why would you like, ever do that. Ever.
Wait, why would I ever fap, or go 2 days without doing it. I am now confused because of your other answer in the Sexuality thread.
Quote: AND THEN THE WHOLE INTERNET KILLED PETA...
Even though the message is retarded and this is clearly meant to brainwash kids into hating fictional cartoon characters for torturing fictional, emotionless animals, I'm actually impressed by how polished the game is.