(11-09-2013, 07:03 AM)Macgyverthehero Wrote: [ -> ]Saw that Project Zomboid finally made it onto steam via early access, so I bought it and started playing it for several hours.
Zombie apocalypses... they show no mercy.
On the topic of zombies...
Why is it that a zombie, who presumably is made of dead muscle tissue, can tear flesh from bone, while I struggle with opening a bag of pretzels?
there was a vsauce video on that
(11-10-2013, 05:40 AM)Kman Wrote: [ -> ]there was a vsauce video on that
So they do. Interesting.
And yet...the pretzels continue to thwart my efforts.
(11-10-2013, 07:49 AM)Abraxas Wrote: [ -> ]And yet...the pretzels continue to thwart my efforts.
They should sell bags of pretzels with a little chunk of human brain inside, then you could chain a zombie to your kitchen sink and get him to open it for you whenever you fancy a nibble. Win win!
Ooooo, just had an idea for a zombie rental business...
paddy is dangerous for society
(11-10-2013, 12:33 PM)Dogfood Wrote: [ -> ]paddy is dangerous for society
Don't worry, I'll keep him on a tight leash... *giggles*
(11-10-2013, 01:55 PM)Ashtoreth Wrote: [ -> ] (11-10-2013, 12:33 PM)Dogfood Wrote: [ -> ]paddy is dangerous for society
Don't worry, I'll keep him on a tight leash... *giggles*
It all makes sense now..
PADDY IS YOUR BF! *Sings childishly*
(11-10-2013, 01:55 PM)Ashtoreth Wrote: [ -> ] (11-10-2013, 12:33 PM)Dogfood Wrote: [ -> ]paddy is dangerous for society
Don't worry, I'll keep him on a tight leash... *giggles*
make sure its extra tight.... ehehehe he... heh
@sergeant
no sergeant it doesnt work that way, its a completely different relationship. I'm guessing it includes whips, latex, nails and blind folds