What is funnier than a dead baby?
Dead baby in a clown suit.
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What is funnier than throwing dead babies from the roof?
Catching them with a pitchfork.
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What is red and it's everywhere?
Baby in a blender.
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How you can get blonde down from a tree?
Shoot her in the head.
And now for some of the jokes I tell my niece and nephew:
What kind of bees produce milk?
What's brown and sticky?
What sounds like a parrot?
What's yellow and dangerous?
How was copper wire invented?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a deer with one eye?
I'll tell them this one in a year or two:
Why is Santa's sack so full?
the guy goes to the teacher and says whats going to be on the test?(this should be really obvoius)
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?
How do you fit 5 dead babies into a bowl?
wats the difference between a cartrunk and dead babies
how much have u seen dead babies joke on page 5 of this thread?
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