05-21-2014, 09:26 AM
Amuse the community with your comedy. Puns, stories, whatever you want.
In the words of Statyk:
I do like my puns, so I spoilered them
A book just fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
A broken pencil is pointless.
Need an ark? I Noah guy!
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
He threw Sodium Chloride at me! That's a salt!
I'd tell a good science joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I didn't like my beard, but then it grew on me.
In the words of Statyk:
(05-23-2014, 03:04 AM)Statyk Wrote: [ -> ]For the record, I personally don't care how dark or offensive you may get. Again, it's a joke. I think if someone doesn't like it, they can leave the thread... Lay 'em on us.So go nuts!
I do like my puns, so I spoilered them
Spoiler below!
A book just fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
A broken pencil is pointless.
Need an ark? I Noah guy!
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
He threw Sodium Chloride at me! That's a salt!
I'd tell a good science joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I didn't like my beard, but then it grew on me.