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FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - CorinthianMerchant - 10-30-2012
Robosprog and Dogfood walked home from school...
-Sprog was my hamster, a Robovriski dwarf hamster, one of the fastest in the world. I miss him to this day... What are you doing tonight?
-MLP season 3!
-Sounds fun. Myself, I'll...
His sentenced was interrupted by a thunderstorm. Lightnings struck the ground, and out of the mist the mighty wizard Googolplex appeared.
-HI KIDS!!!!! I can kill you with a single thought! Also I can make your wish come true! Just follow me home!
-Should we trust him.
-Totally!
They touched Googolplex hands, and felt a light streaming through their bodies.
-ACHTUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They teleported into Googolplex's basement. Before them laid a control panel that controlled a gargantuic machine. The machine sparked brightly and sprayed hipster glue all over the place.
-So, What's you deepest wish, Robosprog?
-I want my pet hamster Sprog back from the dead.
-Let's do it!
Robsprog ordered the boys to step back. The machine roared to life. DogFood saw a button that said "Fuck Everything Up".
He pressed the button. Electric sparks went through his entire body.
-What did you do!!!??
Googolplex's scream was silenced by a bang from a massive static discharge that blinded Robo and Googol.
Afterwards DogFood was nowhere to be found. He seemed to have vanished. In the middle of the room sood a metal hamster.
-Why is he in metal?
-Pfffffffffffffffffft , meat is for casual, noobish, mainstream americans.
CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.
-What the hell was that?
CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.
The hamster started moving and projected a laser beam that destroyed the ceiling.
CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.
The hamster used its jetpack and flew out.
CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.
It started to destroy central Birmingham.
-Weeeeeellllll!!??? Said Robosprog.
-Um... You can have a copy of RISEN 2 as comfort!
*******
DogFood woke up. His head hurt. He suddenly heard a soft, squeky voice that filled him with horror.
-We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, hmm, hmm, hmm...
-Hey girls! Look at this!
-What is that?
-Hey, he's waking up!!!
-HAVE YOU EARNED YOUR CUTIE MARK!!!!!??
-Wanna hear our theme song?
They started singing. There was no way out. DogFood was trapped. Forever.
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Adny - 10-30-2012
4/10. Loved the hipster-esque line though.
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - CorinthianMerchant - 10-30-2012
No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference?
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Adny - 10-30-2012
(10-30-2012, 06:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference?It was a nice touch, but the last section canceled out any sort of bonus point gain.
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - CorinthianMerchant - 10-30-2012
(10-30-2012, 06:27 PM)andyrockin123 Wrote:I knew that DogFood hates the CMC, so that's why I added it.(10-30-2012, 06:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference?It was a nice touch, but the last section canceled out any sort of bonus point gain.
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Nice - 10-30-2012
(10-30-2012, 06:13 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote:*******DogFood woke up. His head hurt. He suddenly heard a soft, squeky voice that filled him with horror.-We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, hmm, hmm, hmm...-Hey girls! Look at this!-What is that?-Hey, he's waking up!!!-HAVE YOU EARNED YOUR CUTIE MARK!!!!!??-Wanna hear our theme song?They started singing. There was no way out. DogFood was trapped. Forever.
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Robby - 10-30-2012
Oh man. Keep these kinds of stories coming. The length was just about perfect for me.
And the end made me feel sorry for DogFood.
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - CorinthianMerchant - 10-30-2012
Next story will be about Andy!
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW!
Spoiler below!
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Adny - 10-30-2012
Hmm...yes, perfect.
RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd - Robby - 10-30-2012
The story featuring Andy is going to be a fun one, I can tell. But it might awaken some of the spirits we oh so wanted not to be with. Let's hope not, though.