That thread where you act too seriously about the post above yours.

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Why do some people have a beard, some people have a moustache, while others have both?

Because some people draw their power from different sources.

I have a neck-beard, for instance. It gives me telepathy.

When you grow out a full beard, you can move objects with your mind. Comes in handy when the T.V. remote is just out of reach.