What's Your Apocalypse Plan?

[crisosphinx]

Ah, i do not need to worry about any...

For i Am Secretly a VAMPIRE DUCK!

so, unless the apocalypse is a rain of garlic.. im fine on all 5.

oh, by the way,. the Where-Wolf answers to the name Towser, and the zombie will leave you alone if you chuck him a choccy biccy, hobnobs for preference.

Were-wolves* ;3 You slandering, word slaughtering, baboon fool of a yella-bellied, two-timing, snake-skinned, slimy, god fearing, afraid of the light, hellish beast you are! Go back to the godforsaken coffin that you live in, white-ghast of a monster! WITCH WITCH!

(Now instead of the Western accent you associated that with, imagine Samuel L. Jackson saying that... Makes it 5 times better, no? )

To be all fair and honest, I am not prepping for any apoc. I'll live my life how I want and then take a submarine into the water and live there for a couple dozen years. That's how I'll beat all 5 of those.

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My left nut itches, Nemesis.