The derailing challenge

[The chaser]

Hello everyone on earth!

So, I've heard a lot the word "derail" and... I make you a challenge.
Derail this thread to the maximum point. Unleash your rage in here. Don't hesitate to add any thing.
(This is the official derailing thread so you don't derail others).

Put whatever you want, I'll begin.

I like pizzas and stuff. Do you like it? Nope, don't think so.