That thread where you act too seriously about the post above yours.

[Obliviator27]

That's quite a rare breed, though it's prone to hip displasia and one side having gills, one not. So it might end up being half-dead when submerged in water. My professional dogdolphin advice? Don't mate them.

Also, if that girl was my cousin, but she was a stripper... Does that make it okay?

It really depends on the severity of her crimes against nature and her logical capability.
If she was a mass murdering psychopath, it would be entirely okay.
Though, it would also be okay if she was a quiet, shy girl. But she's a stripper, so let's just throw that argument out the window right now.
Perhaps it may be time for me to defrost the Velociraptors I've had hidden in my freezer to help with this problem. Does anybody know where I can get an island to set convicted criminals against my pets?
Details would be nice.