Kman's Guilty Pleasure

[CorinthianMerchant]

Kman sat in his sofa. His parents and his brother were going to a posh party, wich meant that he wasto spend the night alone with his pet siamese cat. Now, these chances didn't come by very often, so Kman was in a good mood.

He could finally perform his guilty pleasure, that could permanently change how his family and friends viewed him if they found out. He took a record from the shelf, put it on the record player...

I say I'll move the mountains, and I'll move the mountains...

Kman made a small pirouette while he sang along.

If he wants them out of the way. Crazy he calls me, sure, I'm crazy, crazy in love, I say...

Of all the things he did in his everyday life, this was what Kman loved the most.

I say I'll go through fire, and I'll go through fire, as he wants it, so it will be...

It was also a way to express his love for failedALIAS, his true love.

Like the wind that shakes the bough, he moves MEEEEEEEE with a SMIIIIIIIIIIIILEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kman's voice cracked so royally that his cat flew up in the air.

The difficult I'll do right now, The impossible will take a little WHIIIIIILLEEEEE! I say I'll care forever, And I mean FOREVER, if I have to hold up the SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kman was now in a state of full ecstasy, he threw furniture around while he swirled through the house.

CRAZY HE CALLS ME, SURE I'M CRAZY, CRAZY IN LOVE, AM I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He performed a grand finale by jumping, grabbing the chandelier and crushing it in the floor. He suddenly gasped at the three faces that looked at him. It was his mum, dad and little brother.

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Kman's parents grounded him for two months, his brother (who had recorded his entire performance) uploaded the video on YouTube, and it got 10k views in less than a week. Throughout the world, 90 000 cases of jaundice developed, and Kman was the only one to blame.

He was finally sentenced to lifetime imprisonment for several cases of internet violation, sexual harrassment and flamboyant homosexual activity in public.

-The prisoner wishes to say a word.

-Like the wind, that shakes the bough...