15!

[Statyk]

"Happy birthday.. to me.. happy birthday.. to me" muttered the young, fresh 15 year old boy, playing portal, hunting for that elusive cake. However, just as he started test 018, he heard a loud bang on the door. "Open up bitch!" he heard loudly, with an american accent. He paused, before the door was slammed open to reveal a young black man, with the name "Modern War Negro" across his shirt, "Yo're a fine bitch!" he screamed at the boy, who shuffled away, abandoning the computer now. The black man kept advancing, his stance intimidating before cornering the boy and..


Yeah whatever, got bored of writing that.