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Furthermore, I do not see how it is possible for gravitational forces
from "the other side" to affect you seeing as they are from the other side. They pull stuff in from their side, and the other side pulls stuff in from their side.

That's kind of a confusing description, the part of the object with the most density attracts objects from EVERY side. Gravity pulls you towards that center.

Exactly. But I had to use "sides" to keep my rebuttal consistent with the argument at hand.