Frictiondising

[graykin]

My my, Jens, you're quite the charmer!:

And just so Thomas doesn't feel left out, I think I'd like to get my hands on a thong with Thomas's face on it. Y'know, for my girlfriend and all that and TOTALLY not for me. TOTALLY.

Spoiler below!

This is a joke, so please don't think I'm this creepy stalker guy. On the same note, if you do decide to send me a thong, Thomas, I will not only be creeped out that you learned my address, but that you also decided to send me undergarments with your face printed on it. I know I'm irresistable, but please try to control yourself :