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RE: I might get banned

Well, I'll tell you my plan(Note to all you CIA people trying to get me in jail or some crap, this is not real, and it prob coudn't happen if your stupid)
Have the cat attract your attention.
Wad 2 of the toilet paper into gas pipes. It causes the pipes to have constipation.
Over time, the constipation gets so great that the gases explode out of the pipe.
An old man starts talking to you on the phone while this happens, so you don't notice the very large tremers going down in your basement.
I'll also put a porta-poddie in the basement. The strange smell will lure you downstairs(Curiousty will be greater than your fear of the fire btw) and you'll just HAVE to use the portapoddie.
When your using it, the human waste is highly flamable, and it ignites into....you know where>_>

Docters will have to amputate your butt, it's all over the news. Donations pour all over the world for you and your butt. You become a famous celeb, starting in big-time movies. Suddenly your star-dome goes away, and your left bankrupt. Too much stress and turtles cause you to kill yourself.



That was my plan, it would have worked also, but I coudn't find where you live, 3 rollsof toilet paper, an old man that wasn't old but was bald, a porta-poddie that had flamable poop in it, a stray cat that died several times from being run over.
(This took about 3 minutes to type up, and I made it up as I went, so it's prob horrible)
ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS ALL FAKE, NONE OF IT IS TRUE, PLEASE BELIEVE ME, I'M A OLD LADY MAN, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AND I AM LIEING TO YOU, BUT TRUST ME THAT I WOUDN'T LIE TO YOU!

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10-27-2006, 10:55 PM
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I might get banned - by gamgam2 - 10-25-2006, 11:39 PM



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