What is the secret formula for scaring someone [No cheap scares!]

[Cranky Old Man]

You need to work on your attitude around here man. You expect EVERYONE to be perfect at the stuff they do around here which in fact that is not going to happen. We try are best at our custom story's and are proud for what we have made and in hopes that other people are appreciated by it, but I guess people like you Cranky Old Man just expect the high king to kiss your feet. Work on your attitude and then talk.

In just a few years from now, somewhere around judgement day, my shining, golden fallos of a story, will be known to all, and it shall wear a crown made of even more golden... ...gold.