Rant Thread

[Kman]

The half-empty/half-full metaphor is such a joke. There is no such thing as a half-full glass after the pouring phase has ended. The glass is not going to accumulate any more liquid until somebody refills it, at which point its relative emptiness value is reset. Just by examining the function of a glass, which is to hold liquid until it is consumed, you can see how illogical the metaphor is. You know what optimism is? Knowing that the glass is half-empty, and looking forward to enjoying the rest of the fucking glass.

Am I right?

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