Rant Thread

[Cuyir]

I've had just about all I can take with Syberia. Oddly enough this game makes me incredibly apprehensive and impatient, and I consider myself very patient when it comes to games (especially adventure games). The game is so fucking slow - the animations are really drawn out and the movement controls are fidgety. I think the story and graphics are decent. The plot is somewhat intriguing but almost every other aspect of the game works totally against it. The puzzles are either insultingly easy or incredibly hard, mainly due to the fact that you almost never get any instruction or even hint as to what it is you need to do to progress. Basically you just walk everywhere, talk to everyone and if you see an interactable item, you impose your will on it even if you don't know what purpose it serves. Considering it takes about 20 whole minutes to explore every area on the starting map (running), you can imagine how frustrating wandering around looking for a puzzle is. The voice acting also sucks and I don't find the music amazing.



Am I missing something? Why does this have a 9.1/10 rating on Gamespot and why is it being heralded as the "savior of adventure games"? I don't care if it sparked a renewed interest in the genre, it completely sucks. I just can't take it anymore - I can literally feel every irretrievable second this fucking game is taking.

That's a bit disappointing to hear. I've bought both a few months ago when they were in sale. Started it up, played for a few seconds and stopped (I need to be in specific moods to play certain type of games).

Haven't looked at it since.

And I really wish Far Cry 3 was better. I loved it, don't get me wrong. It was fucking great for what it was and they really improved the gameplay and mechanics from Far Cry 2. Even the narrative was surprisingly good (douchebros and all) but the narrative missed an opportunity.

Far Cry 2's The Jackal was an incredible character in a game that was good, if a bit clunky gameplaywise. I was expecting more of that tone because of all the ''insanity'' talk pre release. The tone felt more like a cross between a good action movie plot and something a taaaaaaaad deeper. But still wish it had a continuation of the tone from FC2. Can't complain though. Was still a surprisingly well done narrative and the gameplay was boss.

And besides, the world got to revel in the massive fuckwin that was Blood Dragon thanks to FC3's success so...my rant is silly and moot.

/rant