Fantastic Anti-piracy Statement

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You make a chair. It's a beautiful chair that you worked on for a year or more. The chair is a foundation model, because a certain technology has been invented that allows for the chair to be grabbed and then a copy of it pulled out, wasting nothing in the process. (I know that's impossible, but it's essential for my example.) What you DO pay money for is advertising the chair, and building the chair to begin with. Most people, however, refuse to pay for a copy, instead sneaking into your house and taking a copy for themselves. In an attempt to solve that problem, you spend more time and effort building defenses. They get through these, because there are more of them and they will do quite a lot to avoid paying. So then, you are unable to pay yourself back for the thing you slaved over. You lose your home and everything, and die the victim of a gang rape. . . of chairs.